I smell sex and candy. I hate being Willy Wonka's roommate.
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Wilson: Why aren't their any cat creatures in this dimension?
Maxwell: Because I'm allergic.
Wilson:
Wilson: Why no horses then?
Maxwell:
Maxwell: -sighs- Wilson I hate you, and that's why there's no horses, so you aren't a lazy bloke and your energy runs out easily, leaving you without supplies most of the time. It slows you down. Besides, all of that work you do makes you muscled and sweaty.
Wilson:
Maxwell: Anymore damn questions?
Wilson: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?
Maxwell: ... I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Wilson: -glares- You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
Maxwell: -grins- You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Wilson: You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine!
Maxwell: Do you want to fight like men, right here, right now?
Wilson: Let's go, I'm ready!
Maxwell: I'll eat your liver with some fava beans!
Wilson: ... did.... did you just make a Silence of The Lambs joke?
Maxwell: You've... you've watched it?
Wilson: -hugs him-
Maxwell:
Maxwell: -hugs back-
Wilson: I wonder why you created bishops when you are a demon
Wilson: -long sip of coffee-
Maxwell:
Maxwell: Oh.
Wilson: Remember when you died once?
Maxwell: Remember when you died more than a million times?
Wilson:
Wilson: Good times.
Wilson: Sometimes I wonder what would've happened if you never existed
Maxwell: You would've died a boring, lonely life
Wilson: Oh, right.
Wilson: Why aren't their any cat creatures in this dimension?
Maxwell: Because I'm allergic.
Wilson:
Wilson: Why no horses then?
Maxwell:
Maxwell: -sighs- Wilson I hate you, and that's why there's no horses, so you aren't a lazy bloke and your energy runs out easily, leaving you without supplies most of the time. It slows you down. Besides, all of that work you do makes you muscled and sweaty.
Wilson:
Maxwell: Anymore damn questions?
Wilson: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?
Maxwell: ... I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Wilson: -glares- You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
Maxwell: -grins- You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Wilson: You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine!
Maxwell: Do you want to fight like men, right here, right now?
Wilson: Let's go, I'm ready!
Maxwell: I'll eat your liver with some fava beans!
Wilson: ... did.... did you just make a Silence of The Lambs joke?
Maxwell: You've... you've watched it?
Wilson: -hugs him-
Maxwell:
Maxwell: -hugs back-
Wilson: I wonder why you created bishops when you are a demon
Wilson: -long sip of coffee-
Maxwell:
Maxwell: Oh.
Wilson: Remember when you died once?
Maxwell: Remember when you died more than a million times?
Wilson:
Wilson: Good times.
Wilson: Sometimes I wonder what would've happened if you never existed
Maxwell: You would've died a boring, lonely life
Wilson: Oh, right.
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